Comrade Brown Economic Success Hailed by IMF
Under a blood red sky that seems to signal the Soviet spirit that has gripped our wonderful state under the all-seeing eye of Comrade Brown for the last ten years, there is an assembly of Soviet...
View ArticleComrade Brown Thanks Britain's People for Allowing Surveillance Society
Speaking from the Westminster Duma, Comrade Brown, supreme unelected leader of the New Age of Change, emphatically denied that there would ever be a return to the days of freedom in the Soviet UK. It...
View ArticleComrade Darling's Brain Drain Budget Ensures Mass Defections
Amongst the carnage around the shipping ports and airports there were even fights reported at ferry stations as the mass defection of high earning workers escaped the British shores for better climes....
View ArticleComrade Smith: "My Job Is Done Here"
Comrade Gordon Brown, supreme unelected leader of the Soviet British people, was on hand today at the Westminster Duma to congratulate Comrade Jacqui Smith for a job well done:“You could walk down a...
View ArticleComrade Brown Urges People Not to be Fooled by ‘Bourgeois Capitalist Tory Scum’
The unelected leader, Comrade Brown, who was in the middle of selling off more state assets to fund huge state losses caused by his policies, warned the people via televisual address of the impending...
View ArticleUnelected Comrade Brown Thanks 'British' People for Sleepwalking into EU...
Speaking from what was previously called Trafalgar Square, now called the Peoples Red Square, Comrade Brown hailed the red hammer falling on the final nail in the coffin of British sovereignty. “Your...
View ArticleUrgent Climate Change Communique from Comrade Brown
Speaking from the Soviet Copenhagen Global Warming/Cooling Climate Change Environment Summit, the unelected commander in chief of British Soviet EU Sector 24 said: “Comrades, EU Commissars,...
View ArticleUrgent Order from Comrade Brown to Support Latest X Factor Act
Speaking from his winter dacha in Grimley, Comrade Brown addressed the people with this urgent message: “Comrades, proletariat scum, Stasi X Factor chart officials, Politburo Media Controllers, there...
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Comrade Brown is Dead!
Comrades, I have very bad news for you. Unelected Comrade Brown passed away last night peacefully in his sleep after the poison administered to his cabbage soup finally took effect.Remember this date...
View ArticleGordon Brown Warns Against Mass Youth Unemployment Epidemic Caused by His...
Gordon Brown will warn today that the world faces economic and social turmoil of “epidemic proportions”, as he urges joint action by the G20 group of developed and developing nations to tackle rising...
View ArticleTalking About a Revolution Russell Brand
“I’m worth millions me, you see someone quite high up gave me those millions, and I made their company millions too. It’s a paradigm shift in socialism, or should that be hypocrisy, surely not, me...
View ArticleDavid Cameron: “I Will Pay £1.7 Billion EU Bill”
“Let’s face it, it’s not that large amount of money, it only means it’s one thousand seven hundred million pounds sterling. That’s what I’ll put on the cheque because we have gained so much from the...
View ArticleExperts: Could Obama Adopt Gordon Brown Style Scorched Earth Policy?
Former British PM, Gordon Brown does hold some similarities to current US president Barack Obama, although Gordon Brown was not technically voted into office because he shoehorned himself into the job...
View ArticleDrudge Report: End of Internet Era
President Obama and his administration’s long standing feud with internet freedom of speech, the Drudge Report, and any other alternative news source may come to an end soon as he unveils plans to...
View ArticleExperts: FTSE 100 Up Now But Labour Win Will See 70% Drop
“Be prepared to see your pension value drop by over 80%. House prices will be decimated as vast Labour taxes on property owners bite. Buy to Let landlords will be a thing of the past as Labour...
View ArticlePolitical Experts: “Why Elections in Developed World Change Nothing”
“There are infinite possibilities to our reality but the current systems in place ensure only one outcome and that is that the status quo is preserved — nothing changes. “It does not matter what you...
View ArticleComrade Cameron: I’m Back or Am I?
“We heard news that Comrade Cameron was back, but then conflicting news filtered through that he may have retired to his dacha to re-think his plan of EU action,” a Westminster source told the Daily...
View ArticleAnti-austerity Celebrity Millionaires March For Hypocrisy
Pop star-turned-activist Charlotte Church, 29, who turned up to the anti-austerity march in a chauffeur driven Mercedes, attacked austerity as a “good idea if you pay tax and work, but not so good if...
View ArticleGoing Rogue Tsipras “I’m Not Taking Any Calls From EU or IMF”
The phone is now off the hook, people may be ringing, but they won’t get through. If Greeks can’t have their gold-plated pensions, they want to deny the rest of Europe as well. The falling indices are...
View ArticleTsipras: “I’m Thinking of Changing Greek Flag Colour”
The Greek PM may be making u-turns, circles and what not, but one thing is for sure, he has as much bargaining power as a soiled yellow rag dumped in a urinal. “I’m sending letter to Schauble saying we...
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